There's a Jacuzzi in the middle of the master bedroom. And there's a chair sitting right in front of the Jacuzzi. This Near West Side loft is seriously oozing with bachelor bro vibes, and it could be all yours for $599,000. Take a look around the place, and you'll find a listing littered with sleazy art, a home theater setup (for fine films of course), tall ceilings, exposed brick and even more sleazy art. The 2,400 square foot two bedroom timber loft also has access to a large rooftop deck and comes with a space in a heated garage. The only thing missing is a large mirror on the ceiling above the bed in the master bedroom.