Portage Park Resident Shows How Parking Dibs Are Done

Portage Park resident Brendan Gardiner got fed up with his neighbors' ceaseless parking dibs efforts after the last big snowfall and decided to show them how the game of dibs should be played. Gardiner only left the table and chairs out for 24 hours, but plans to set it all back up once this new polar vortex passes. The city reported more than 200 complaints about parking dibs in the first week of January only. Others have taken it upon themselves to make their streets a Chair-Free Zone.