Way down on the Far South Side, ensnared by a ribbon of highway, a ridiculous little cottage has hit the market for $174,900. We'd normally say a property was the beneficiary of a rehab, but in this case we're not so sure. There are undeniable improvements: new hardwood and ceramic floors, new windows and doors, central air, and three upgraded bathrooms. And then things get weird. We're talking neon backlighting, nonchalantly distributed through the kitchen, living room, and basement dance hall (which the listing agent blunts with the "family room" tag). Hey, at least the colors change from room to room. Buy this guy and keep the club hopping well into your 40s!
·Listing: 9952 S Aberdeen St. [Century 21]