Curbed uncovered this turreted spectacle in north suburban Lincolnshire chock full of non-polarizing oddities. The home is essentially a small ranch, except for the fact of its outsized centered stone turret (home to the dining room) and attached pool house. The listing agent labels the 6.28-acre property an "entertainer's dream" on account of these wily built-ins, a basement lounge with bar room, wood-buring fireplace, private pond, and Des Plaines River frontage. Better get some primo flood insurance! The two-story turret includes a loft-level balcony to which there's a "secret passageway". And finally, a four-car garage bearing the same medieval motifs is attached. The ask? $949,900.
·Listing: 14854 W Mayland Villa Road, Lincolnshire [RE/MAX]