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My Porsche For Your House. Deal?

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To paraphrase this CL ad: Good day world. I give you a 1999 Ocean Blue Metalic Porsche with 84,000 miles with two owners in its history and a valuation of $23,000, give or take. Would like to trade it for somebody's house. Doesn't have to be your primary residence— a beach house or cottage will do just fine. C'mon! Appreciate the time it took to wax and stage this puppy, perfectly centered against the Chicago skyline. Get it? The world is your oyster!