A man with a pit bull in the northwest 'burbs is looking for a house to rent, and he's taken to tired internet memes to get his point across: "Need a house, soon. Rent 900-1500/mo. Minimum 2 br/2ba w/ garage. Also have an 80lb pitbull, very friendly, NOT dangerous. Email reply only, scammers will be reported to the FBI, no joke. If you rip me off, I will climb in your window and snatch your people up." [Craigslist]
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