The '90s produced plenty of good things, but sadly, this South Barrington McMansion isn't one of them. The dining room looks like a kitschy Italian chain restaurant; the basement looks like a crappy convention center or casino; and the first floor looks like a faded Vegas hotel. Give them credit for building out a dance floor (granite, of course) beneath the laser light in the basement, though. Virtually every room has an illuminated sky mural with clouds or palm trees. The place was built in 1999, and it has nearly 14,000 square feet of living space, not including the 7,200-square-foot lower level. The home hit the market in 2004 and '08, but never sold. It's now listed for $4.29 million.
· 37 Polo Drive, South Barrington [Realtor.com]